I like how in Florida
it can look like a really nice day
but if you turn your head slightly to the left….
it looks like impending doom is going to happen
I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities
This is what working allows me to buy… Someone should ban me from spending money.
Oh. I’ve named my pony Castiel. The woman was like “here’s your pony named… I don’t know how to pronounce that” and I was like “Castiel” obviously not a supernatural fan.
did i invite u to my bbq?
then why are u all up in my grill